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• Enter quantity >< $100.00 Each. Roamoff's lesson on poetry composition.
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  • You will first receive Roamoff's 600-page poetry textbook: "Real Poetry" by Rodger Alan Moffett (A Presentation of Real Poetry.) (A Guidebook for Writing Real Poetry.). After you receive it, we will interact with you via the email address you provide to give you a poetry lesson and a poetry critique. The lesson includes having you add a stanza to an existing poem in that textbook, which you will send to us to critique, as well as your sending an entire poem to us to critique. If your new poem is good enough, we will suggest that you add it to this site. Shipping of the book is free within the United States. The book is officially copyrighted ©.
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• Enter quantity >< $115.00 Each. Roamoff's lesson on poetry composition.
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  • You will first receive Roamoff's 600-page poetry textbook: "Real Poetry" by Rodger Alan Moffett (A Presentation of Real Poetry.) (A Guidebook for Writing Real Poetry.). After you receive it, we will interact with you via the email address you provide to give you a poetry lesson and a poetry critique. The lesson includes having you add a stanza to an existing poem in that textbook, which you will send to us to critique, as well as your sending an entire poem to us to critique. If your new poem is good enough, we will suggest that you add it to this site. This includes a shipping charge of $15.00 to any location outside of the United States. The book is officially copyrighted ©.
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• Enter quantity >< $20.00 Each. Roamoff's critique of your poetry.
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  • You can  > submit poetry to our site and we will accept it or reject it and give it a  > rating "0-50". We do not tell you why we rejected it or accepted it or why we gave it a particular rating. To receive a professional evaluation of a poem, you must use this service. When you purchase this, you will supply an email address to our third-party processor. We will interact with you via that email address. We will give you a line-by-line detailed critique of your poem(s).
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• Enter quantity >< $20.00 Each. Roamoff composes a Limerick especially for you.
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  • You can have a poem composed especially for you. It will be a Limerick. When you purchase it, you will supply an email address to our third-party processor. We will interact with you via that email address. We will ask you for details about the subject of the poem and will compose it using that information. Roamoff will retain primary copyright to the poem. However, Roamoff will give you written permission to use it in any way you want as long as you disclose that Roamoff is the author. Your satisfaction is guaranteed or you get half your money back.
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• Enter quantity >< $100.00 Each. Roamoff composes a poem especially for you.
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  • You can have a poem composed especially for you. It will be not be a Limerick. When you purchase it, you will supply an email address to our third-party processor. We will interact with you via that email address. We will ask you for details about the subject of the poem and will compose it using that information. Roamoff will retain primary copyright to the poem. However, Roamoff will give you written permission to use it in any way you want as long as you disclose that Roamoff is the author. It is much harder to create poetry without having a blueprint like a Limerick to work from, so this is much more expensive and should be much more creative. Your satisfaction is guaranteed or you get half your money back.
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